BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!
BEST FOR
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR HANDS-FREE ACTIVITIES
MADE FOR
RUNNING
BEASTING
BIKING
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME SWAGGER. 1 NO SLIP We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).