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Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - POSEIDON'S NEW WAVE MOVEMENT
Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - POSEIDON'S NEW WAVE MOVEMENT
Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - POSEIDON'S NEW WAVE MOVEMENT

Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - POSEIDON'S NEW WAVE MOVEMENT

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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows, the best jokes are the ones you have to explain.)

We went down a wormhole of #newwavemusic on TikTok and, if we're to believe the algorithm, anything from a naked hippie pounding a drum to glam rock fits this genre.

And one god started it all...

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular or Wider Heads
  • Best Suited for Reaching New Heights

1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES
Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.