DO YOU BLEED FLUORESCENT GREEN?! DOES YOUR PISS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF 2.5 BAJILLION YEARS? DID YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW A TAIL AFTER MAKING OUT WITH YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME?! THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! NUCLEAR GNAR!!!
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR POWER PLANT TRAILS
1 NO SLIP We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).