End of Season Skateboard Clearance Sale - Select Decks Only $50

Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Regular price
$50.00
Sale price
$50.00

IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!
  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular or Wider Heads
  • Best Suited for Reaching New Heights

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME SWAGGER.
1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES
Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.