Goodr Sunglasses - Mach G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME SWAGGER. 1 NO SLIP We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 GRADIENT LENSES Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.