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Goodr Sunglasses - OG - Modern Day Snake Oil
Goodr Sunglasses - OG - Modern Day Snake Oil
Goodr Sunglasses - OG - Modern Day Snake Oil
Goodr Sunglasses - OG - Modern Day Snake Oil

Goodr Sunglasses - OG - Modern Day Snake Oil

Regular price
$40.00
Sale price
$40.00

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.


BEST FOR

  • Blue Blocking Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

MADE FOR

  • Gaming

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.


The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!